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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: I PEE INTO WIND
You: do you say you regret for some special reason ?
Stranger: I AM CONSTANTLY ANALYSING
You: do you enjoy being constantly analysing ?
You: why do you say your brain ?
You: that's quite interesting.
Stranger: to ease the pain
You: lets discuss further why your brain.
You: what does that suggest to you ?
You: do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
Stranger: myriad possibilities
You: tell me more about that.
Stranger: it all started when I was 5
You: why do you tell me you were 5 now ?
Stranger: Mommy and daddy were fighting
You: does talking about this bother you ?
Stranger: then they wrestled with uncle joe and aunt mary
You: tell me more about that.
Stranger: Then they made me wrestle
You: what does that suggest to you ?
Stranger: wrestling is scary
Stranger: My wee wee hurted
You: is it important to you that your wee wee hurted ?
Stranger: so aunt mary put it in her hoo hoo
You: does that have anything to do with the fact that your wee wee hurted ?
Stranger: I am MAN GODDAMNIT
You: do you believe it is normal to be man goddamnit ?
You: what does that suggest to you ?
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